Complete teardown and rebuild of a fake Rolex

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Servicing a fake Rolex to find out what's going on inside a "super clone" If you want to sing along I'm Not A Watch Making God (Just Rediculously Tallented) Verse 1 They queue up round the block, waiting for my touch Say I've got the magic hands, say I've got the stuff But I'm just a man with steady fingers and a loop Not some deity of timepieces, not part of heaven's troupe Pre-Chorus I wind the springs, I set the gears I've been doing this for years But when they kneel and start to pray I have to turn and walk away Chorus I'm not a watch making god I'm not a watch making god I just happen to be rather good At making timepieces work like they should I'm not a watch making god (No, no, no) I'm not a watch making god (Please understand) I'm just a craftsman with a plan Verse 2 They bring me broken Rolexes like offerings of gold Say "Only you can save us now," or so I have been told But I learnt my trade in epping, not on Mount Olympus I use tools, not divine powers, though my skills are quite ambitious Pre-Chorus I clean the parts, I oil the wheels I know exactly how it feels When people think I'm something more Than just a bloke who runs a store Chorus I'm not a watch making god I'm not a watch making god I just happen to be rather good At making timepieces work like they should I'm not a watch making god (No, no, no) I'm not a watch making god (Please understand) I'm just a craftsman with a plan Bridge (Spoken) Look, I appreciate the reverence, truly I do But I put my trousers on one leg at a time Just like you I make a lovely cup of tea I watch the telly in the evening I'm not omniscient, I'm not omnipotent I just know my way around a mainspring Chorus I'm not a watch making god I'm not a watch making god Though my Omega repairs are quite nice And my Cartier work's worth the price I'm not a watch making god (Mortal man) I'm not a watch making god (With skillful hands) Just give me credit where it's due I'm bloody good at what I do Outro But I'm not a god... (Just very, very good) I'm not a god... (Ridiculously good, actually) I'm not a god...