Meatball on Why Nobody Wants to Date a Drag Queen

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer July 11, 2025
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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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The award-winning podcast where Nicole Byer talks about the wild world of love, dating, and relationships with her hilarious friends and favorite guests. New episodes every Friday.

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Drag queen icon Meatball is back! They get into being a top now, loving the single life, and having weekend boyfriends in different cities. But also... why dating is so hard when you do drag. Meatball opens up about losing guys the second they find out she’s a queen, and how frustrating it is watching her roster shrink because of it. And of course, the wild date stories are endless - projectile vomiting in a car on a date, sucking 3 different dicks in one night (one the size of a beer can), a hookup who did stand-up after sex, and turning down a dude mid-date for turning on fart porn. You can buy Meatball's jarred farts at https://www.meatland.bigcartel.com (it is currently sold out) FOLLOW Meatball on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spiciestmeatball Check out Meatball's podcast, Sloppy Seconds: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR309U6tNyMN5yzdJB7r5bmLcMeffDpTl ______________________________________ ABOUT WHY WON'T YOU DATE ME? Love and dating can be messy—so let’s talk about it! On her multi-award-winning podcast, Why Won’t You Date Me?, comedian Nicole Byer explores romantic highs, lows, and all the juicy stuff in between, alongside comedians, experts, and sometimes an ex or two. Tune in for first-date fails, heartbreak confessions, and the real talk you never knew you needed. New episodes every Friday! Subscribe to Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer, here on YouTube or on your favorite podcast player. Send a dirty message to Nicole! Write it to [email protected] with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode. ______________________________________ All links » https://linktr.ee/whywontyoudateme Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts » https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer/id1314759544 Subscribe to the show on Spotify » https://open.spotify.com/show/6zdp3X2RMfZ7VbRXRfwNtp All sponsors and discount codes » https://wwydm.notion.site/sponsors Podcast Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEr7mMZvuWghIvBxbB9nDyuLLL5u49QqO Nicole's Instagram » https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer Nicole's X » http://twitter.com/nicolebyer Show's TikTok » https://tiktok.com/@whywontyoudatemepod #dating #drag #relationships #nicolebyer #funny #interview #comedy #dragqueen ______________________________________ Sponsors: » Quince: Give your summer closet an upgrade—with Quince. Go to https://www.Quince.com/dateme for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. » OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code DATEME at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod » SquareSpace: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME. ______________________________________ Chapters: 00:00 - Why Won't You Date Me? 03:00 - Projectile vomiting on a date 07:17 - Sucking 3 different Ds in a single night 08:34 - Loving musicals 10:56 - Hooking up after shows 13:49 - When your hookup hears you talk about them on a podcast 15:18 - When your date plays you an instrument and you have to watch them 17:24 - Who else Meatball is sleeping with 22:04 - Update your closet with Quince 23:30 - Reverse skin aging with OneSkin 24:53 - Embarrassing old online videos of us 28:22 - Someone shoved a hotdog up their butt and pooped it out 34:38 - A pug competed in the twink pageant 35:44 - Why Meatball enjoys being single - having boyfriends in different cities 37:53 - Muscles love a chubbo 41:46 - Turning down a hookup because they put on fart porn 43:47 - The man on Sniffies who wants you to poop in his mouth 45:51 - Build the website of your dreams with Squarespace 47:13 - Local freaks in the area 48:48 - A terrible first date 56:15 - Meatball's advice for single people 58:17 - Meatball slaps a cop 01:02:32 - How to sell a fart 01:04:33 - Dirty Message ______________________________________ About Headgum: Headgum is an LA & NY-based podcast network creating premium podcasts with the funniest, most engaging voices in comedy to achieve one goal: Making our audience and ourselves laugh. Listen to our shows at https://www.headgum.com. » SUBSCRIBE to Headgum: https://www.youtube.com/c/HeadGum?sub_confirmation=1 » FOLLOW us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/headgum » FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/headgum/ » FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum

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