I reviewed Pirate Software's OFF-STREAM code. It's even worse.

Coding Jesus (getcracked.io) July 14, 2025
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I brought on a cracked gamemaker dev this time. #1 Non-Leetcode Interview Platform: https://www.getcracked.io (20% off with code PirateSoftware until Aug 31st) Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/codingjesus Calendly (1-on-1 with me): https://calendly.com/coding-jesus Personal Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thecodingjesus/ Quant / SWE Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thecodingjesusquant/ Email: [email protected] Quant SWE Resources: https://www.amazon.com/shop/thecodingjesus/list/1UYHUKJYRQ8AT?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_HKJ7Z1A2R539P85V33Y8 Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgUxdfi_5-m67UDbrgcAFBg/join Demo Code published by PS: https://web.archive.org/web/20221207135545/https://www.gopiratesoftware.com/games/Heartbound/assets/files/Heartbound_win.zip Level 5 Fish: https://level-5-fish.itch.io KevinKorDevs: @KevinKorDevs Undertale Mode Tool: https://github.com/UnderminersTeam/UndertaleModTool Level 5 Fish Benchmarking Code: https://github.com/Level5Fish/pirate-software-lighting-code-test 00:00 Intro 00:10 Why I'm making this video 00:44 getcracked.io 01:12 Why I'm making this video continued 01:32 Where I found the (demo) code 01:54 Why are you reviewing an older version? 02:10 How will this help the viewer? 02:35 How are we categorizing issues? 02:50 Major issue: lighting engine (i) collision 04:08 Major issue: lighting engine (ii) copy-paste 04:39 improving on lighting engine w/ a cracked GameMaker dev 09:47 benchmarking pirate software's lighting versus the industry standard approach 12:37 Medium issue: dialog system 15:30 Minor issue: (i) Useless code 16:22 Minor issue: (ii) Unexplained constants 17:02 Minor issue: (iii) Unsafe I/O operations 17:20 Clarification for new devs 17:30 why this is an issue... 17:53 shoutout to the GameMaker devs

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