Kingshot Ads are FAKE (and Illegal)

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At the bottom of the deepest ocean, nestled in the darkest crevice, lies an ancient and tattered scroll said to bestow its reader with unimaginable power. I was intrigued, and after many years of searching, I was able to procure the artifact for myself. Upon unfurling the great, sea-stained canvas, I spoke aloud the words inscribed upon it: “Kingshot, Kingshot, every day! Download now, no delay! No ads! No ads! No ads!” Still not sure what it means, but maybe making this video will help me figure it out. Geez Louise, the last video did well. You guys must really, really hate mobile game ads. I’ve gotten about 9 bazillion comments asking me to cover this “Kingshot game” and after watching the ads for myself, I can see why. With fake commentary, AI ads, and AI fake commentary, it’s a miracle these guys haven’t been sued for false advertising! HMMM I WONDER WHY THAT IS I GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO WATCH ALL 47 MINUTES OF THE VIDEO TO FIND OUT. Yeah so I got a bit carried away and this video ended up being about double my usual length. In terms of hours spent, this may even be the biggest project I’ve EVER finished, straight up. I keep getting scary headlines saying that people only watch shorts and long-form content is dead and I should give up and crawl into a hole and die, but hopefully you guys can prove those headlines wrong. Because this video took me so long, I have a bunch of stuff I want to say about it, but only one of my quips was allowed to go in the endcard speech bubble (that’s the rule!) so here are the rest: 1: “Kingshot Every Day” has been stuck in my head more often than I’d like to admit. 2: When I’m counting the treasure chests at 24:49 I actually missed one. It’s 9 in 30 seconds, not 8. This changes the math, so you’d actually make 108,000 dollars an hour from this. Probably not as much as Kingshot makes from selling off your data though. 3: Did I mention UB funkeys too many times? Or not enough? 4: When the iPhone 19 Pro actually comes out this video will be outdated. 5: The stock chess footage from 8:02 and 45:31 is pretty nice, right? Well surprise! It's not stock footage. It's from a short chess movie I made in freshman year of highschool. 6: You can see at 11:40 that my script title is called "deep sea king." This is not a secret message or deep joke, I didn't actually mean to show it. It's just called that because I watched the deep sea king episode of One Punch Man earlier that day. Since my scripts are all named completely random things, finding stuff from old ones is an organizational nightmare. 7: At 19:08 I had to film me pretending to smooch myself. This isn't the first time I've done this for YouTube and it probably won't be the last. You never quite get used to this. 8: SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THEY ALL KINGS! King Robert, King Richard, Prince William!? I’m sick of them! I guess they're all copying Clash Royale? Or were there king games even before then? Anyway, thank you all so much for watching! It means a great deal to me. According to my YouTube post poll results, I’ll probably be covering Whiteout Survival next! It’s made by the same guys as Kingshot so that should be thrilling. It’s also winter themed, which makes it a seasonal topic (unless you live in the southern hemisphere)! If I had to guess when the next video will come out (which I’m terrible at), I'd say sometime in mid-January, and hopefully it will be shorter. I don’t think my family would forgive me if I edited another feature film through the holidays. Happy trails, and shoot those kings! CHAPTERS: 0:00 - Intro 1:36 - Fake Game, Faker Gamers 17:20 - We We Only Kingshot (AI Ads) 21:20 - Money Mystery 29:21 - More AI Ads 34:06 - Lightning Round 36:41 Gameplay (Downloading Now, No Delay) 43:53 Conclusion (are these legal?)