Royal Kingdom Ads are a SCAM and I Hate Them

Video Description

Hello dear viewers (or in this case, dear readers)! Join me as we overthrow the mobile game monarchy, and discuss the notorious game Royal Kingdom’s even notorious-er ads. Just like Royal Match (which is a phrase I use a lot in the video, because the two games are basically the exact same and Royal Kingdom doesn’t need to exist), Royal Kingdom’s ads are full to the brim with shallow celebrity cameos, bizarre inconsistencies, and straight up lying. I also try the game out for myself towards the end, and something CRAZY happens (nothing crazy happens. It’s underwhelming. I’m click-baiting you. Don’t fall for my dastardly tricks). Speaking of sequels that are basically the same as the predecessor: this video! Back in March I made a video on Royal Match Ads, and I got lots of comments telling me to cover this game as well. At the beginning of the year I swore to put out a video every month (except April), but alas, getting this video out on time proved to be too much for little old me. I couldn’t even get it out in the first half of October, let alone September like I had planned. I made a little community post that said to expect it in early October and went back a week later and edited it to get rid of the “early” because I realized that was definitely not happening. But in my defense, this video is 32 minutes! The longest video I’ve ever made by a pretty big margin. It’s basically 2 videos, so I’m giving myself a pass. Hopefully I’ll see you guys again in November. I also moved to a new apartment and bought a new microphone! Now you get to hear my hilarious quips in ultra HD! Let me know what you think about my cool new background and sound, I crave feedback. Unfortunately as far as quality goes, I’m sorry about the resolution on some of the ads I used for this video. Nobody has posted collections of Royal Kingdom ads yet, so I pulled them from the Meta Ad Library, and unfortunately Dream Games has installed some sort of evil anti-William-Kitten program that pixellates the ads and covers them in watermarks. I think it turned out alright though. I’m also extra sorry to Kaley Cuoco for how I pronounced her last name. I literally looked up how to pronounce it and then just forgot stupidly I guess. Also please ignore how stupid my tie is tied when I wear a suit, admittedly I don’t really know how to tie one. But other than those THREE THINGS: it’s pretty good I think. Will it SKYROCKET ME INTO FAME?? Probably not, but I hope it makes you laugh (and cry. And poop your pants). CHAPTERS: 0:00 - Intro 1:17 - Why Does This Game Exist? 5:09 - Ads That Really Rock 14:30 - Fallon & Friends 22:16 - Return of the King (Gameplay) 27:53 - Royal Kingclusion