What Your Favorite TV Show Says About You (ODDLY SPECIFIC) - Part Two

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Head to https://squarespace.com/crystal to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code CRYSTAL this is part 2 of the long awaited except no one waited because i posted it last week except long awaited because everyone just said i didnt mention their favorite show and to be honest i probably didnt mention it in this one either but i try i try my best i try i am one man i am just a man i am just one if youre reading subscribe to my seconed channel https://www.youtube.com/@itscrystal888 where i do run on sentence talking for 20 minutes because i love this first channel and doing scripts but also do yall know how long this shit takes it deosnt seem like very scripted but it is very scripted every day i wish i was a podcaster. do you know how much podcasters make. and they just sit there with 3 hour long unedited videos that are like ". ...... so this is what happened to me the other day. when i was walking my dog. because as i was watching my dog take a dump on the side of the road right " (*guest in a muffled voice that is clearly too far away from the mic*) "yo thats fucked up man. you just let your dog take a dump on the side of the road.. did you have one of those little plastic baggies with you" "yeah i had one of those little plastic baggies with me what do you think i fucking am man. " (*rustling noise from production team*) "i had one of those plastic baggies man and i squatted down and i had to do that thing where like you put your hand in the plastic bag so that it covers your hand like a glove and then i reached over and like covered my hand over my dogs dump right. the dump on the side of the road") (*gulping water*) "so like you know how when youve got your hand in thoe plastic baggies im reaching over and like having to cover my hand over all the separate little lumps of dog poop right. like you know how when dogs shit they come out in these little clumps - looks a little like human shit but when you didnt drink enough water so they come out like little pebbles" "this is some disgusting shit man. i cant believe you invited me over to do this podcast with you and youre just spending this entire time telling me about how you were walking your dog and picking up its shit" "what? are you not enjoying this? you love this shit man (*through smiling*) (*guest laughs*) you love this shit you love this shit as much as i love my shitting dog. but anyway as i was saying man. so i was trying to pick up all the separate little clumps of this dog shit on the side of the road. but like it was a hot day and my hand started sweating under the plastic baggie right and it made it kind of hard to pick up all the poop because you have to kind of do it in one go right. and so i think i have all of the poop in hand but as im flipping the bag inside out to tie it and throw it away, a little clump of shit kind of slips through and it slips out of the bag as im trying to turn the bag inside out because as i said man my hand was sweating have you ever tried walking down the sidewalk in this wet heat in july. its crazy. and so as im struggling to turn the bag inside out a clump drops out and by the time ive noticed it ive already turned the bag insdie out and so obviously i cant then un-turn the bag inside out and then grab all of the poop again and then re-turn-the-bag-inside-out you know. so now i kinda just feel like a bad person. like i feel like a bad citizen. because here i am right. in this glaring wet sweaty july heat and my little dog who i love to death you know mutzi." "i love mutzi" "we fucking love mutzi. sweetest dog on earth. where is that old girl. mutzi" "mutzi" (*scuffling dog noise* *chair noise*) "mutzi girl cm'ere" (*scuffling *) (* unnaturally uneditedly long silent pause while the guest and podcaster are clearly bent over trying to get the dog to come to them*) (*why dont they edit out these pauses this is why i need to be on the podcast grift you can just do whatever*) "she's usually sitting under the table here. for those of you that are audio- only (*muffled noice of the mic hitting something *) (*wet dog snout noise* ) mutzis here everyone say hi mutzi" (*wet dog huff noise*) - Find me on: 2nd Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@itscrystal888 Instagram: https://instagram.com/oddlyspecificcrystal Get PDF files and original art: https://ko-fi.com/oddlyspecificcrystal/shop Newsletter: https://888crystal.substack.com Tip jar: https://ko-fi.com/oddlyspecificcrystal Chapters: 0:00 adventure time 0:35 office 1:38 fleabag 1:56 house 2:00 naruto 2:45 one piece 3:54 attack on titan 4:06 doctor who 4:20 avatar 4:26 teen wolf. teen show- perfect cut/ comedic timing i cackled 4:58 greys anatomy 5:13 how i met your mother 5:46 parks n rec 6:01 girls 6:34 euphoria 7:23 sex and the city 9:23 british cooking show 9:38 american cooking show 9:59 law and order 10:17 vanderpump rules 10:39 new girl 10:56 squid game 11:28 house of cards 11:43 family guy 12:19 south park 12:43 glee